I found this joke on Women's Journal and it kinda gave me laughs, so I decided to post it. :))
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Three dead bodies turn up at the morgue, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Officer," says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The police investigator asked, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob, the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the investigator.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
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haha. niceeeee. ;)
